57 Thoughts I Had While Watching the First Episode of Sailor Moon

*Language warning: I swear…. a lot*

  1. This theme song does not disappoint, I’m digging this already.
  2. I know her!! Isn’t she sailor Pluto or Mercury?
  3. THE TITLE OF THIS EPISODE I CAN’T, YASSS
  4. Fucking same though… literally she is me in the mornings.
  5. Thats her mom?!
  6. So far she’s my spirit animal..
  7. Yasssss! Defend the little kitty *aggressively snaps*
  8. OH SHIT! This cat is not normal, but I mean there’s a moon on its forehead so I guess I’m not that surprised.
  9. “How can she make a cute girl stand in the hallway” hahahaha
  10. UGH Usagi I feel you
  11. Who the fresh fuck is Unimo and what is wrong with his eyes, that has to be some sort of medical condition.
  12. Literally- FUCK OFF Unimo, clearly she isn’t happy right now.
  13. Okay- so I irrationally hate Unimo because he’s a lil bitch
  14. Sailor V isn’t the best superhero name….
  15. THAT WAS A QUICK TRANSITION
  16. CREEPY AF
  17. nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
  18. Ohhhh but her NAILS, daaaaaaaamn they be fierce
  19. Queen Beryl has horns coming out of her shoulders and I respect that
  20. How do these 8th graders have money to spend in a jewelry shop?! I think the biggest purchase I made in the 8th grade was at Claire’s haha
  21. IS HER MOM EVIL?!?!?!
  22. IS SHE NOT HUMAN?!?!?!
  23. HER MOM IS THE EVIL QUEEN!!!!!
  24. Ohhhhhh her mom is Morga…. this is seriously messing with my brain
  25. How much is 30,000 yen in ‘murican dollars? (side note: in todays economy its roughly $275.00)
  26. Who is that dude and why is he so mean?
  27. Sailor V looks like Sailor Moon but with more pink and purple- OH is that Sailor Venus? Sweet Jesus help me.
  28. KITTY IS BACK
  29. Usagi is very in touch with her emotions and I appreciate that
  30. THE CAT CAN TALK I REPEAT THE CAT CAN TALK
  31. Hahahahaha Usagi avoiding telling her mom is literally life, this is amazing haha
  32. WELL, that was a bit of a strong reaction…
  33. I KNEW Unimo was a lil’ bitch!
  34. Yeah, your mom is a monster demon thing
  35. OH SHIT
  36. OH SHIT
  37. I wish I could fall asleep that quickly
  38. KITTY
  39. Preach lil kitty, she was being rude calling it a bald spot
  40. I think that was a totally valid reaction to a talking cat
  41. LUNA- I’m high key obsessed
  42. So fat this is an accurate depiction of what a cat is
  43. I want magical gifts from a magical cat
  44. SHE IS THE CHOSEN GUARDIAN!!!!
  45. OH SNAP
  46. This transformation sequence though- yaaaaaasssss
  47. I appreciate that there wasn’t a whole lot of backstory
  48. That’s so messed up that she is trying to kill her own daughter
  49. Not ONE part of me was ready for transformation
  50. FUCK- SHES KEPT YOUR MOM IN THE BASEMENT, OH SHIIIIT
  51. That’s some exorcist shit right there
  52. It was important that she distinguished herself as the pretty guardian…
  53. WHO I ask WHO brings a broken bottle to a jewelry store?!?!?!
  54. Tuxedo Mask knows how to make an entrance, weapon of choice? I approve haha
  55. OH SHIT- she turned to ASH
  56. Sailor Moon- with villains who clean up after themselves
  57. Usagi, still killin it hahaha I love it!

 

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